“The Only Democracy in the Middle East”™ Just Can’t Stop Ethnically Cleansing, Can It?

The embarrassing futility of defending genocide from inside an Israeli armored vehicle.

At this point, defending Israel’s actions requires either moral blindness, ideological possession, or the kind of sociopathic detachment usually reserved for Bond villains and pharma execs pricing insulin. There’s no way around it, this isn’t self-defense, this isn’t a “war on terror,” and it sure as hell isn’t proportional. It’s the systematic, sadistic erasure of a people under the masturbatory delusion of eternal victimhood turned colonizer chic.

Let’s talk about Israel’s latest innovation in humanitarian warfare: flattening apartment blocks after texting the residents to run. How civilized. “We warned them before blowing up the maternity ward,” they’ll say, as if genocide becomes polite when you announce it like a fireworks show. Imagine if Jeffrey Dahmer had left polite voicemails before dinner, would that make him a misunderstood patriot too?

Meanwhile, the very same PR machine that has polished this murder spree to a glossy Western finish is shrieking about punk bands chanting “death to the IDF” at Glastonbury … Oh no, words! Clearly “more awfuller” than drones, white phosphorus, and the decades-long strangulation of Gaza. Because nothing says democracy like criminalizing speech while live-streaming your own war crimes.

And to the people still clutching their pearls and whispering, “but Hamas…” … yes, Hamas has also done awful things. But let’s not pretend Israel created a thriving, peaceful Palestinian society that Hamas came along and ruined. Hamas is a symptom. The disease is occupation, humiliation, blockade, theft, dehumanization and ethnic cleansing. If your idea of security requires permanent apartheid and regular bombing holidays, you’re not defending yourself, you’re feeding the monster you pretend to fight.

If Israel were a person, it would be a little rich guy who sucker punches a homeless person, then shoots them when they hit back and sues them for having the audacity to resist. If it were a company, it would be Enron with a machine gun. And if it were a moral philosophy, it would be might makes right wearing a yarmulke and waving a diversity flag.

And let’s not forget the cheer squad, the “liberal democracies” of the West, pumping billions into this massacre while delivering lukewarm statements about “de-escalation.” Your tax dollars are buying bullets for babies, but hey, at least you posted a black square in 2020. The cognitive dissonance is so loud it could drown out an air raid siren.

This is not about anti-Semitism. This is about anti-sociopathy. The Israeli government’s policies are not the shield of Jewish safety, they are the sword of Zionist shame, wielded by fanatics who believe “Never Again” only applies to their tribe. If you support this , if you excuse it, rationalize it, or Gods forbid fund it, you are not defending Israel or even the radioactive wasteland mutant imitation of a democracy. You are defending a death cult with nukes and no accountability.

History will remember. And it won’t be kind.

I for one hope that when the dust settles on this latest genocide, the world manages differentiate zionists from the rest of the Jewish diaspora, in the same way the world has been able to differentiate Nazi’s from the rest of the German population.